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Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"
Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."
Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"
Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
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See Heartagram. Finnish "Love Metal" group.
Do you like him?
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HIM aka His Infernal Majesty is the and I mean the greatest band ever. HIM has one hot lead singer and his name is Ville Valo and the only reason why he smokes alot while he's singing is to make his voice stronger. And HIM is Bam Margera's favourite band of all time.
Greatest Band List.....
1. HIM
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THE BEST BAND EVER!!! sex in a bowl, sex on toast and sex on legs!!! More like...What isn't HIM?!??! Gertrude isnt because she is an idiot. Thanks for your time bitches bye
All of the above... and more
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A band made famous by accidental association with a man famous for falling off skateboards and doing other stupid stuff to his body and his mates. Fronted by an androgynous simpleton who is only popular because Brian Molko of Placebo had disappeared for a while and millions of rebellious "goth" schoolgirls needed a new womanly-looking-man to fawn over and pretend that they were lesbians... Because hey, this guy looks like a chick and I fancy him, it must be because he looks like a chick so therefore I'm a lesbian/bisexual even though I've never done/will never do more than kiss another girl!
It is not physically possible to like HIM and also like bands like Metallica, Cradle of Filth, or any other band that's actually decent!
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A finnish "love metal" band,fronted by the god-like Ville Valo. Recently taken upon by 13 year old TRL watching fangirls,thanks to that n00b Bam Magera. Also have a symbol called the Heartagram which ,again, has been stolen by that n00b Bam Magera.
I like HIM,for me they're like the European Bon Jovi.
"Oh,I love HIM" sighed the sixteen year old goth/crustie as she listened to Buried Alive By Love by HIM.
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