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The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.
Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”
A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.
"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian
A racist person that shows there racism by wearing a blue hat
Blue aka anti-asian
2007-present
Look at that racist blue Hatter
A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.
I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters
Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter