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someone who doesn't get Steven universe and cant tell the difference from garnet and granite
person 1/ hey do u like steven universe?
person 2/ no im a hazel
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1. (uncountable) noun, the green-brown colour of some people's eyes
2. adjective, hazel eyes are a green-brown colour
Big, hazel eyes and cold, blue ones.
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Someone who is fully acquainted with doors and/or enjoys the use of them, particularly for the use of sexual relations.
Oh man, that chick was quite a hazel; she was all over me before we entered the house so we did it right there.
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the best girlfriend ever, everything about her is the best of the best and no one compares to how fantastic she is, unbelievably beautiful and the only thing you could ever want in life.
"your totally simping over Hazel"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
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Hazel's are generally likable girls when you first meet them, with tinkling giggles, and charming smiles. Hazel is very beautiful, and stylish. However, once you spend a certain amount of time with a Hazel, you often find that she is shallow, selfish, and vain. Most everyone will find this, excluding whichever guy Hazel currently is pining after. Said guy don't usually care that she's shallow, selfish and vain, since she gives them her full attention and is extremely playful towards them. Hazel can often be described as a tease to those who know her best. But don't get the wrong idea, underneath all of those negative things, is a sensitive girl who has her own well-being at heart. She's just trying to survive with minimum damage, no matter the people she hurts along the way.
A: Does Hazel have a new boyfriend?
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
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The one who causes global warming by throwing out a yellow bowl.
Person #1: I'm going to throw out my bowl.
Person #2: Don't be a Hazel! Recycle!
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1. Smoking hot. Enjoys sexual encounters in public places; beaches, cars, cinemas and car-parks. Has a filthy mind.
2. Crazy old woman with several cats. Treats the cats as daughters and has long, grey hair. Had a very handsome partner in her youth but left him to pursue her interest in cats.
1 - That Hazel is so sexy, i want to do her in the cinema car park by the beach. She would do it too Jimmy, she has a filthy mind.
2 - Your one Hazel used to be hot, now she's mental with all those cats. Such a shame, isn't it Peter.
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