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1. An ugly and useless underwater crab
2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester
3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.
1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"
2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!
3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.
1. A band famous for "I'm Into Something Good", "I'm Henry the VIII I Am", "There's a Kinda of Hush", and "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter".
2. Something akin to sex without love for hardcore Beatles fans.
Hardcore Beatles Fan #1: Hey, do you wanna listen to Revolver?
Hardcore Beatles Fan #2: Y'know, I don't really think that my mind can handle being blown like that right now. How about Herman's Hermits?
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A wage hermit is someone who typically works 50 to 80 hours each week and comes home with only enough time
to eat, attend to hygienic needs, surf the web or watch Netflix, go to bed and get up and repeat the daily cycle. In contrast with NEETS ( Person who is not employed, not in education, not in training or school), wage hermits are fully
employed with health insurance, investment options and the like but have no real opportunity for an outside life and live like elderly shut-ins. Wage hermits like NEETS will often spend large sums of money on high end computers or game consoles for video games, web surfing, social media interaction and binge watching online entertainment. In some cases the NEETS may have a higher quality of life with less overall stress. The wage hermit is must often respond to constant office emails or text at home or risk being fired for no response. The coin was termed by the youtuber know as Argent.
'"Is Tom okay? I haven't seen him in weeks." Yes, I talked to him over Twitch last night. The company he works for was purchased by Jeff Bezos and they must implement all of Amazons productivity standards before 2020. He works 80 hours a week. He only has time for take out dinners and to unwind playing some retro games or jerking off to pornhub before bedtime. He said he got a promotion with better pay but has become a wage hermit. He said he hopes the economy will tank so he can get laid off and become a NEET like you and live on unemployment for the rest of the year. LOL!
A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!
Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.
When you slink around and grab someone's behind from a lower position near the ground
Spencer: "Did you hear about that hermit grab Will performed yesterday? AJ almost died!"
A person who does not socialize outside of skype calls
God, Jane is such a skype hermit I haven't heard her since our last skype call
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A crab that has a soft abdomen so it hides in a shell. There are two types of hermit crabs: marine and land hermit crabs. Marine crabs live in the ocean and most kinds of hermit crabs are marine. Some of these can be kept in a reef tank. Not having a lot of experience with them, I know so far they are fairly easy to keep in a reef tank and don't have a lot of special needs. Don't take it from me though. I think if you have one and are concerned with the care needed for it a good idea would be to research it using any search engine.
Land hermit crabs are special because they are able to live on land. There are only a few species that can do this. They are nocturnal (not sure if marine crabs are too) and are scavengers that eat a variety of food from seaweed to dead animals. They breed by laying eggs in the ocean, where the little crabs will live for a long time before they become full hermit crabs. Shells are important because thier abdomen is easily damaged and dried out. It is also a source of protection for their whole body. If there is a shortage they have been known to fight eachother for a shell.
Also an obvoius fact is that they are pets. They can be found at pet stores and even souvenir stores. There is an important fact that very few people know. HERMIT CRABS NEED SPECIAL CARE. MOST STORES DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM. Here are very important facts regarding their surival as a pet. They need humidity because their special gills will dry out. The humidity should be between 70-80%. Their temprature should be 70-80%. Another important fact is that they need salt water and normal fresh water (which should be free of chlorine) because they normally take it from the ocean. They will eventually die without it. Also they need space. A small plastic tank will not be enough. A wire cage will not work at all. A standard ten gallon glass tank is the best for a beginner. Their diet should not contain preservatives called ethyoxiquin or copper sulfate because that will eventually cause health problems. A good diet of fruits abd vegtables along with meat such as raw or cooked shrimp or anything unsalted (because of the anti caking agents in table salt) will work well. Despite the name they like eachothers company and usually live in colonies of a hunded in the wild. They bury themselves in the wild so having sand or compressed coconut fiber will work. Just make sure it is wet so they can build tunnels. The reason is because all crabs molt and it takes them a few weeks. If your crab disappears once every few months that is the reason. Make sure they also have spare shells that do not have paint because although it is usual for people to do this, paint may do one of two things: seal the crab in the shell or have the crab eat the paint that chips off and die. Hermit crabs also like to hide during the day so having little caves and fake plants for them to hide in is good. If provided enough care they will live for years. For more information please do a google search on hermit crab care.
Ron: I have had some of my hermit crabs live for 15 years.
Kenny: Hermit crabs need that much care?
Ron: Indubitably.
Kenny: What?
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