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1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens
Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.
someone who hoards all the weights or gym equipment in a gym
Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
One who has possession of a recording of an uncirculated concert and does not share it on the internet or sell the recording to a bootleg record company.
A bootleg hoarder may have a tape of the Led Zeppelin show from December 26, 1968.
a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.
Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?
About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.
Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Example 1:
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Example 2:
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.
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The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.
Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.
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A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
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