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To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)
He really hosed up that project.
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A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.
"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."
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Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.
You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!
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To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.
Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?
I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.
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1920's slang for the act of using heroine.
My grandma told me that back in the day, her and her girlfriends would rubber hosing behind the bowling alley, and get really fucked up.
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A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.
We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade