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I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

831๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


i need a bad bleep

this is a phrase from alt tik tok used to make fun of Addison stingraes genius lyrics explaining thingy.

alt #1: i need a bad bleep...
alt #1 and #2: addison rae, lil shart e the baddest, yEaH, and she got her ways

by ineedabadbleep July 30, 2020

50๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I need some steak!

An exclamation of frustation

Damn. I lost! I need some steak!

by Calcium101 May 25, 2016


I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! October 22, 2008

81๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017


I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 4, 2018