i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

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i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

Bra you been my nigga for years , I fuck with you the long way.

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And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

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Do i fucking cham

When some killed probably called itai is being stubborn and annoying so you goota shut him the fuck up

Itai: The jews fought in the crusades
Me: Do i fucking cham

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I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

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I Fucking Hate You

This means to kindly great yourself to your friends and other people you meet

I fucking hate you, thank you that made me happy thank you.

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i fucking hate my life

• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego

I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on

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