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A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".
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A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."
"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
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1. Bringing your lunch to work or school in a brown "paper" bag. 2. A dirty t-bag, normally performed after anal sex or a long days work. 3. Placing a brown paper bag over your sexual partners face, due to ugliness or to better fantasize.
Dude: Im brown baggin today! Damn snack machine always eats my dollars
Woman:Oh god, what are you doing? You never go ass to mouth!
Man: Im brown baggin your pie hole, leave me alone lunchbox
Woman:Why do you always brown bag me before we have sex?
Dude: I like thinkin about your sister..
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When one slides there nuts in and out of anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertical position.
I was tea baggin her while she jacked me off.
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When your eating ham straight from the bag.
Yo you making a sandwich?
Nah, Im just free baggin.
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Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....
Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !
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When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.
I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.
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