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imaginary person of doom

It's Hitler, George Bush Saddam Hussein all mixed together, used as an insult. It also means you don't exist and your evil.

Person1: Hahaha I rule you all 'cause I'm a nazi
Person2: GTFO Imaginary person of doom

by oasisxpoison August 24, 2009

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imaginary number system

The mathematical symbol i is the square root of negative one.

i is not the only imaginary number. It is but the first number in a yet unsubscribed numerical system. It is metaphorically equivalent to the place of the number 0.

The number sequencing (such as 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ) of the imaginary system consists of all of all prime roots of any whole prime negative number. Unlike our Arabic number system, which has ten digits, the imaginary number scale is infinitely unique and never repeats itself. It instead overlaps.

The imaginary number system is not linear. The numbers do not stand next to each other in a line, but ripple outwards from the negative prime in a quantum manner. As there are infinite number of whole prime roots of each prime negative number, the main question in developing this theory is how to determine an ordered sequence of usable numbers.

While the use for the imaginary number system has yet to be discovered, it may help to describe the imbalance of energy which causes there to be a difference in the amount of matter and antimatter in the universe. As such that no 'real' equation has been discovered that can describe anti-matter, it may be that a yet unexplored system of mathematics is key to understanding it.

The square root of negative one is i
Any other root of negative one is undefined.

The next number examined would be the square root of negative two. From there outward, expanding infinitely, would be all prime roots of negative two.

Then to negative three, and then five. Seven follows, and eleven and thirteen. Et cetera, Ad nausium.

The points interest in the imaginary number system would be the intersection of similar prime roots of separate negative numbers.

No other symbols for the imaginary numbers have been created for this system.

by ego.summopere July 29, 2010

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Imaginary math pal

Someone you never took a math class with that ended up being your math friend, at least in your mind they were your friend.

She was pretending to be a friend to her imaginary math pal.

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019


Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

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Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

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imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand October 13, 2005

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Imaginary Freind With Benefits

The figment of someones mind, pretaining to sex. Used to make someone look cooler. Can be very obvious. some have more than one.

Hank: Yo, is Jeffy coming to the movies with us tonight?

Phillis: Naw, hes out with his Imaginary Freind With Benefits.

by Qwauble July 7, 2011

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