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A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog
Hey look at that fatass bathtub dog
When you pass out drunk in the tub and shit yourself.
I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.
When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....
Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.
Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.
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When you're "doing" a girl, and you try to get both your balls AND your dick inside of her (there isn't enough room for both).
I pulled the Dog in the Bathtub last night on LaFawnda; I'm single today.
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when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.
Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?
well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!
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The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.
After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.
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