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Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

54๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


black thought

Black Thought is the lead rapper of the hip hop band The Roots. In my opinion Black Thought is also the best rapper ever. The reason I think that is because Black Thought has NEVER, and I mean NEVER, disappointed me! I have all of their albums also so I've heard pretty much all of his stuff.

"The Game Theory" August 29,2006

"Look, my eyes open โ€˜cause I'm really a rocksmith
And when inviting my thoughts, I'm really unboxin'
My main adversary in this silly concoction
Freeze your face like bosilium toxin
If you ain't tryin' to get popped, then give me a option
Helicopters choppin' from Philly to Compton
The Jones is the richest since dismissin' the Johnson's
If you ain't sayin' nothin', you a system's accomplice
It should play with your conscience, do away with the nonsense
I'm overseeing anything within my circumference
This ain't a press junket, I ain't seekin' responses
I stand where the people got the heat in they pocket
You mesmerized by the calm nonchalant-ness
I spit a dart, rub on some John Hitchcock shit
If you ain't speakin' your life, your rhyme's adopted
If it don't feel right, then stop it, you nahmsayin'?"
- "Don't Feel Right" off of Game Theory!

Black Thought > your favorite MC

by AdamL July 9, 2006

143๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k July 11, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Thought

Loose network of churches and healing centers that believe that if you think a positive new thought, it changes your life for the better.

That church down the street is a New Thought church.
He affirmed new thoughts and now he found a better job.

by JJRam February 8, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tater-Thought

A small, incomplete thought, not ready for prime time.

Like a frozen nugget that still needs considerable energy before its any good.

My plan to tell the cell phone company my phone was stolen so I wouldn't have to pay my bill was a liquor-induced tater-thought.

by Rusharound October 29, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thoughts and Prayers

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.

The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.

(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.

by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010

65๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž