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Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promising to starve yourself to fit into them before school gets back in.
"It's called inspirational shopping, every girl with ambition does it." - Gossip Girl
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When your soul is inspired to create life into anything making it new again.
She was soul-inspired that the dresser became a new piece of art.
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When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
a marketing term intended to sell a movie as a true story, when in reality it's almost pure fiction, if not utter bullshit.
Both "The Rite" and "Sanctum" are "inspired by true events", though I'm guessin' "Sanctum" might be a tad more factual.
1.a powerful insult
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
little brother: You're ugly
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
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A now private YouTube video that has been lost in time, it was public until it was ruthlessly murdered and yeeted off the internet.
Marco: Hey, Polo, when did you open this jar of pickles?
Polo: I think I opened it when Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences existed?
Marco: Well fuck, these pickles are expired!
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Inspirational Dead-drops
The act of leaving charms with an inspirational message along with it for a random bypasser to stumble across.
-The art of writing, or using the art using Graffiti in order to leave behind inspirational, impactive messages or quotes that captivate the attention of a bypasser to evoke a deep thought; a thought in which makes one reflect deeply of themselves or others.
Like they say: Inspiration is like bathing, it's effective but only for a short amount of time; which is why we recommend it daily.
Inspirational Dead-drops-
I once had a collection of four leaf clovers, and began leaving them in different spots for people to find. I left one in a dictionary at my school with a note that says "They say luck comes to those who appreciate what they already have; This talisman is not a sign of good luck to come. Rather, a talisman that will help you overcome the bad luck you may encounter"
I took the bus the other day and reflected on something i read written on the back of the seat someone was sitting on- "We start out our lives by thinking we are everything, to knowing we are nothing, to trying to be something... Don't give up<3"
"We waste a lot of time chasing after people we could have caught by just standing still"