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Ireland is a Island/Country. Beacuse it's an island it rains alot. The main tounges there are English Gaeilge and Polish. Many people want to be irish beacuse they think it's A good chick/man picker uper or just want to be cool/fit in.
Emiley: Im irish!
Me: Oh really where from Ireland?
Emiley: You know.... Dublin!
Me: Yeah sure....
-Real Irish-
John:Hey Im Irish
Me:Oh really were from?
John:NAAS
Me: Oh woah im from Cill Cullen!
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A large island to the west of the UK (excluding Northern Ireland). Contrary to popular (largely ignorant American) opinion, the Irish do not sit around drinking and swearing all day, and if any of you so-called 'Irish-Americans' had ever been, you would know that. Ireland is a country rich in culture, particularly that of sean nos singing and storytelling- many children in Ireland, particularly in Meath and the surrounding counties, grow up with the old legends of the High Kings, the Fiana and giants, monsters and witches-this is evidence of the amazing Irish imagination and gift for story-telling.
Ireland has been plagued by American and English sterotypes, such as the misconception that we are all drunkards, or that we all speak with a hugely fake Cork accent and say 'top o' the morning to ya, laddie' - I have lived here my entire life and not once have I heard an Irish person say that seriously. The fact that Americans 'imitate' us by say 'top o' the morning' is I think due to those stupid Lucky Charms commercials, and whoever wrote them should die a horrible death :)
Irishman: 'Hello, how are you?'
American: 'OMG are you from Ireland? Top o' the morning to ya!'
Irishman: *punches American*
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v.: The act of (in order) taking a shot of whisky, beating your children and wife/girlfriend, taking a bite of a potato, chugging a beer, and burping the Rosary.
Jimmy O'Toole was Irelanding again tonight. Both he and his wife ended up in the hospital.
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Ireland is at the western-most edge of Europe, and a rather wonderful edge it is. Its people, along with the Americans and Asians have salvaged the English language as an artistic force. Unfortunately Ireland harbours a peculier condition whereby everything North American, regardless of its stupidity, is considered exceptionally 'grand'.
Coupled with this Ireland has a tendency for its less educated, yet more vocal 10% of the population to bleat nonsense about 'Black and Tans' and generally deride the English, this is regardless of the fact that during WW2, the joint would have become Hitler's private golfing resort without them.
It is a site of:
Unmatched art and culture
Willful ignorance, hypocricy and begrudgery
A technically perfect quasi-socialist Government
High rural suicide rates
Inflatable tri-colour hammers
Heaney
Yeats
Shaw
Friel
Bogs
Casual racism
Cultural openness
Challenging, maddening, gorgeous women
Rampant alcoholism
Men with square heads
Ginger children
People called Seamus
Passports with harps on them
Crap roads
Introspection
Bosco the puppet
Stereotypically superior potatos
Ireland generally is confused, self-contradictory, flawed and possibly the most honestly human place on Earth because of it. Thank fuck for that...
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The place where Lucky the Leprechaun is from. Place where Lucky grows marshmallows (hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and me red balloons). Place of other Leprechauns and four-leaf clovers. Where good luck is born and the funny accents. Where magic and rainbows and happiness is located. That island in Europe.
Ahh me Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious! Get me pot of gold out of yer ass. (Kiss me! I'm Irish!)
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An island of crap weather, crap accents, crap beer and especially crap roads. Home of the car bomb and many a potato based dish. And Enya! Haha! Sucks to be Irish!
Found to the west of the most influential nation in the world.
"Oim fram Ireland" - a leprechaun once said.
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They got a cool accent...I'll give them that. And there a bunch of drunks. What more can you ask for in a nation?
"God created whiskey to keep Ireland from ruling the World"
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