Jabber Blog

The ritualistic act of getting absolutely obliterated drunk whilst playing video games and watching funny tv shows/movies for HOURS on end. The only way the Jabber Blogging ends is if one of the persons passes out with a video game controller in his hands. Jabber Blogging is usually accompanied by a long walk, beer(s) in hand, to get food, prefferably pizza and usually after midnight.

"I'm going over to my buddy's house to Jabber Blog until we pass out."

Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

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jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader

that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!

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Jew Jabber

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!

The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.

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poon jabber

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.

that porn star is a real poon jabber!

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poo jabber

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult

a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."

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jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

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