Jaguar Pride

The best marching band in the state of Missouri! Their better than their rival Golden Regiment, even though they never compete against each other. They've won at MU 2 straight years with their last highest score being 95.7!! Everyone in this band is known to be the coolest especially the baritones!

GR member: Man, I want to be in the Jaguar Pride. They're wayyy better than us.

JP Member: Yeahh, we are pretty cool. :)

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Blind Jaguar

Wanna be high class establishment with peons for staff and obviously they’re blind.

Have you been to the blind Jaguar? That place is shit!

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jaguar off

also "haguar off"

this is a honduran term which is pronounced "haguar off" becaue their "j"'s are "h"'s and stuff like that.
it basically means "fuck off" or "fuck you" because jaguars used to come into the villages and the villagers would have to chase them off and that's what they would yell. but in spanish of course, but us damn english people have to change everything to english, don't we?
you can also just say "jaguar!" and it's like saying "fuck" or "shit".

ex. 1
Jeff: you're ugly.
Angela: jaguar off!
Jeff: okay.

ex.2
Jeff: jaguar! i failed my math test!
or
Jeff: jaguar! i left the oven on!

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Flying Jaguar

A sex position when you are being held up by your legs between two walls in the air. And having the girl on top.

Dude...... Last night i pulled off the flying jaguar

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Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position that involves 1 man, 2 women, a clean empty bottle and a bowl of freshly washed fruit

"Whao! Twin lesbian hookers! I think I'm gonna pick them up. Tonight's a good night to try the stunned Jaguar cause i just bought that bowl of freshly washed fruit and I haven't taken out the recycling yet!"

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Jaguar to the face

A reference made popular by a scene from Mel Gibson's movie Apocalypto: Jaguar Paw is fleeing through the jungle from his Mayan captors, taking them out one by one, when all of a sudden a Jaguar sets upon one of his pursuers faces!

Not to be confused with Lion to the face, Puma to the face or Snapping turtle to the face.

Me and my boys were out in the Peruvian jungle looking for some tang when Lewis was pounced on by a jaguar from above..! "Woaaaaaahhh! Jaguar to the face!"

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Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.

Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?