; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!
Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female
Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni
A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt
Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!
A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried
I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.
The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist