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Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
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When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!
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A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!
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The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking
Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.
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when a female is goin down on that sumone an chews instead of sucks
hey i did a cock jerky to my bf last night
I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky
Your breath smells like fart jerky.