Random
Source Code
Random
Joan Crawford (born Lucille Fay LeSueur; March 23, 1904 – May 10, 1977), was an Academy Award-winning American actress. The American Film Institute named Crawford among the Greatest Female Stars of All Time, ranking her at number 10. Starting as a dancer, she was signed to a motion picture contract by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios in 1925 and played in small parts. She was often cast in movies in which she played hardworking young women who eventually found romance and financial success.
Moving to Warner Bros. in 1943, Crawford won an Academy Award for her performance in Mildred Pierce, and achieved some of the best reviews of her career in the following years.
Films Incld:
Untamed (1929)
Letty Lynton (1932)
Chained (1934)
Sadie McKee (1934)
Humoresque (1946)
Thee Damned Don't Cry (1950)
Joan Crawford is "A TOTAL legendddddddddddddd!"
She was named as 'the other woman' in at least two divorces.
Blue Öyster Cult wrote a song about her, titled "Joan Crawford".
Adopted 4 children. her 2 oldest children, Christina Crawford and Chistopher were completely excluded from her will.
On AFI's "100 Years 100 Stars", she was ranked the #10 Female Greatest Screen Legend.
One of the original MGM Contract Stars from the studio's early period.
43👍 29👎
A four fingered Kit Kat. Alluding to the Rank starlet Joan Collins and the number of digits required for manual stimulation. A two fingered Kit Kat known as the Half Joan.
Montmorency decided to push the boat out and treated himself to a Full Joan.
A Joan loan, also known as a jumbo mortgage, is a type of financing that exceeds the limits set by the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA). Unlike conventional mortgages, a Joan loan is not eligible to be purchased, guaranteed, or securitized by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac therefore typically requires backing via connections to private equity whether direct or indirect.
Designed to finance luxury properties and homes in highly competitive local real estate markets, joan mortgages come with unique underwriting requirements and tax implications. These kinds of mortgages gained traction as the housing market recovered following the Great Recession.
This typically results in an over-leveraged person or business as theyve’ve borrowed too much money in relation to their ability to pay it back: When prices collapsed, many over-leveraged people went bankrupt.
Hey honey, look at this house. It’s a bit out of price range now, but we can apply for a Joan loan and “afford” this beautiful home.
Same as a Dirty Sanchez, the man takes his finger an sticks it in the woman's butt then smears it under her nose leaving a mustache.
That girls is nasty! she let me give her a dirty Joan
13👍 12👎
Joan Marc is an extroverted guy who doesn’t have any problem in talking to literally anyone in the streets, clubs, bars or any place you can imagine. He will even talk to dogs if he’s bored. He likes partying and going out so if you ever want to have some fun at night, text him, he will always have a plan. Joan Marc, Joanmi or JM is the type of guy that turns shitty parties in good ones. Even tho he sucks at driving, he is really talented for football, and one day he will play for the best club in the world, Real Club Deportivo Español, or so he says. In conclusion, Joan Marc is a synonym for guaranteed fun.
- Damn, I wanna go out so bad tonight Joan Marc.
- Bro, tonight we go to La Parca Night Club.
- Bro wtf is La Parca Night Club?
- I dont even know i just heard some friends are going there.
- Yeah but today is monday bro…
- Man I always have a plan lets goooooooo
- Puto Joanmi xd
In the description of Vessel by Twenty Øne Piløts, instead of it saying “Josh Dun” it says “Joan Dun.” You cannot escape the comments about it on any of the official vessel releases.
Person:*listens to vessel*
The comments: JOAN DUN IS MY FAVORITE PERSON/THEY HAD ONE JOB