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An African American Rapper/Artist who ha -
NOW NOW I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT FIRST I WANNA SAY URBAN DICTIONARY HAD ONE OF THE BEST DEFINITIONS OF ALL TIME!!! JUST SAYING!!!!! *runs away*
God damn it, he interrupted me again.
Guy #1: Hey, why does Kanye West never have jury duty?
Guy #2: Because the judge can never give out the verdict without him interrupting.
Guy #1: Too bad he wasn't there for OJ's trial.
Kanye West: George W Bush does not care about black people!
George W Bush: Kanye West does not care, about other people's acceptance speeches!
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Verb- to Kanye West: To effectively end one's professional career by one's own actions in a specific and unforgettable fashion (e.g., Coming up on stage and interrupting another performer's awards show acceptance speech).
Remarkably, said actions may rally masses of less-educated individuals in support of the Kanye-er, thus insuring the offender another opportunity to embarass him/herself on national TV.
"Whatever happened to <insert celebrity name here>?"
"Don't you remember when he punched that old lady at the supermarket?"
"Oh yeah he really pulled a Kanye West."
or
"Oh yeah, he really Kanye'd that one."
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a band wagon rider. stood on national television and said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in response to hurricane Katrina relief.
Kanye West: "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
NBC Producer: "Get that jackass off the camera!"
Mike Myers: "Dude, you're a fucking idiot. You can't say that on TV."
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Racist rapper. Blames 'the white man' for everything. Incredibly weak raps.
Yeah I got the Kanye West CD....but it's bootlegged.
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One of the greatest rappers out there, but also one of the greatest assholes.
Hip hop fan 1: (While listening to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic") Dude The Chronic is such a good album.
Kanye West: (Turns down volume) Excuse me boy, I'll let you finish listening to this but my album The College Dropout is the best hip hop album ever made.
Hip hop fan 2: You put out great albums Kanye, but you're such an asshole.
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Kanye West is an Emo-Rapper. Just like emo bands all he does is whine about crap and makes millions.
Kanye West "Its because New Orleans is black...........blah blah"
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Jay-Z's golden goose, vibrates at the exact frequency needed for dumb rich white trash to oscillate at their wallet's fundamental frequency and give it all their money. The high pitched noise from all this vibrating and oscillating is extremely annoying to the vast majority of the fauna of planet Earth. This rare bird also exhibits highly visual but ultimately empty rituals, and its chant although not discordant is rather bland and common. Has a symbiotic relationship with a much more eye-pleasing but equally bland species, the Kardashian. It has a dark coat, and particularly dislikes paler birds, that often can sing much better and truer than itself, for example the EL-P.
This summer's Kanye West sure is annoying!
I wish those people feeding the Kanye would just die already...
Hopefully someone will shoot this annoying Kanye West so I can finally get some sleep!
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