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a family who are made out of plastic
oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol
A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
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The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.
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Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?
Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?
Guy2: Haha palm trees
Guy 1: What?
a white woman who is into black men
i am not a kardashian so i only date white men
what you would use to mop the floor a janitors mop bucket aka girl friend
hay girl come i need you to clean my dance floor. keep in mind this is after a party never ever try watching keeping up with the kardashians