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People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.
“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”
When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.
"Bro my dick was so swollen I had to use a fucky kazoo on her"
An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.
No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.
I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.
A kazoo (musical instrument) in the shape of a koi (Japanese fish).
The annoying wheeze of a smoker.
I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.
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A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.
The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!
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a musical instrument AKA Cello
Person 1: What are you carrying? it looks like a coffin!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!
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