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A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, he’s always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks he’s the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and he’s always in his sad boi hours.
Damn, that nigga really is a Kirby
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A kirby is someone who is a huge baller. Usually someone who made countless amounts of baller-ass dollars selling from starring in kids video games, or selling tasty Chinese food from a large chain. A kirby will often own 10 cars of the same model, just so they don't get bored.
"Nah bro, that guy with the MC12 ain't no poser. He's a straight kirby"
"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"
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A badass Puffball who is a trademark of Nintendo. Will suck you up whole if you fuck with him.
Kirby is such an awesome character
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A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.
Kirby: OMG, Josh, come get tickets with me! LOL
*proceeds to take duckface pic on instagram*
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Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."
"It was a great pickup game until Joe decided to kirby it up and started complaining about traveling and bumping."
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A girl who is willing to suck and swallow every guy she meets.
Call April, she a kirby, she capped off me, J, and Mac on her first day on da block.
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1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.
2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.
3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!
2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.
3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
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