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An invitation to perform the subservient act of placing one's lips on the genitalia or anus of the person offerring the taunt.
This may be accompanied by the protruding middle finger, a pelvic thrust, a cock shake, a presentation of one's derriere, a full moon or most commonly a smiling sneer and crotch grab.
"You think you're so touph? will you can Kiss This" or
You thought your fantasy football team can whip mine? Now you can Kiss This!".
In both instances appropriate body language conveys the intended , other than romantic connotations of the phrase.
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The docking of food holes for fluid exchange and abrasive oral stimuli. Occasionally, the taste antennae enter the food chute of the other subject (This is still under observation). Causes minor hysteria. Kissing can be done with any orifice, or on your hand. Also, used by human men to get sex (see fucking).
Nice to meet you. Where should I Kiss You?
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A kiss is something you should charish! Kissing is a wonderful thing. It is a show of affection to the partner. Gay kissing is the same! As long as you like it, it is something that will make you feel amazing!
When she kissed me, I knew we were together!
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An act that takes place in many situations. The two people can have feelings for each other, they may have only just met, or it can be for a dare at a party.
John: I dare you to kiss Kylie
Eric: Okay *kisses kylie*
*John watches Eric kissing kylie to make sure the dare is carried out*
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Keep It Simple, Stupid
What you say when you are in a mediocre restaurant, and the person you are with wants to order something very complicated. The theory is that while the restaurant probably does pretty well with simple things, if you try to go beyond their range (even if the entree is on the menu, and looks appealing), you will realize that you're not at the Ritz-- you're at the 99.
person1: So, what are you going to order?
person2: I think I'll have the penne pasta with the white wine sauce, roasted cherry tomatos, asparagus, and broccoli. And for dessert, creme brulee. That sounds good, doesn't it? What are you having?
person1: A burger with fries. KISS.
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One of the most terrible bands to ever walk the face of this earth. Somehow, they are "worshipped" by millions. They are not that great, and I would rather be "Hit" in the face than listen to one of their so-called "hits".
Gene Simmons of KISS is one ugly bastard with a 7-foot tongue.
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The starting line....
somewhere men can start slowly working there way to the pants...
Robert kissed me on the lips then the chest thn my stomach then....
(well you get the picture)
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