late night mood

when you want to talk about the things that you only talk about at 3 A.M

friend: i'm in a late night mood
me: wanna talk about aliens and 9/11?

Late Night Squad

Slang for fat pedophile.

Late Night Squad banned me for a pedo meme.

late night rib

when your ribs hurt and feel sore. typically occurs at night. hurts more when you breath deep.

me: *complains about ribs hurting while laying in bed at night*
J: “damn that’s late night rib i get it all the time”

late-night snack

Opposed to midnight snacks, late-night snacks are the snacks one eats after getting home from partying all night.

"dude I'm so f**** wasted right now, but also so damn hungry, I just wanna get home and eat that late-night snack!"

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Late Night Rule

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

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late night jimmy

(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun

1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.

2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"

"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."

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Late night cheese

When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat

Hey rats wanna go get “late night cheese” with some dumb whores

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