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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish
Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*
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an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.
GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1
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when a guy masturbates
Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER
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Everyone's favorite sandwich. :)
"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."
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Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.
Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite
Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD
Stupid boy who doesnt pass
Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck