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"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.
man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...
Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.
Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."
Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"
Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
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when grinding with a girl, one rocks the left hand to the beat of the music to show how much of a pimp he is.
Hey, I saw you grinding with the hot chick last night. And I saw you rock the left hand on that bitch!
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The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.
Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?
Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.
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