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A singular form of the noun 'Legos.' Legos are many interlocking bricks that are used to build many things, and the only limit is your imagination! Side effects of using Legos may include pain in feet, loss of Legos, Legos being eaten by small children or animals, or creations being destroyed by careless family or friends. Do not use Legos if you are drunk or have poor vision. Always pick up every single Lego you play with, as not following this safety rule may lead to side effects listed above.
Person 1 "Dude! I can't find one of my Legos!"
Person 2 "I'll help you look... I don't see - OW! Found it."
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Something worse than mine bombz. If you step on one, u are skwed.
commander: AVVVALLLANCHHEE!!!
random person: wut caused it??
me: OoOoOpsies i stepped on legos.
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Your worst Fucking nightmare. A weapon of mass Fucking Destruction. Powerfull enough to Destroy a continent. Oh and it hurts like shit when you step on it
Mom: Jimmy get over here
Jimmy:(runs around a corner and dumps legos on floor)
Mom:(steps on legos and DIES)
Jimmy: YES MY TRAP WORKED!!.....mom? MOM?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
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A military device that is used to cause immense pain and even cripple an enemy when stepped on. Can also cause death if stepped on while barefoot.
As a threat: "I hope you step on a Lego!"
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When multiple bros chain anal sex together in a straight line. Either standing or laying down on stomaches, backs, or sides. Therefor "stacking" each other, like Lego pieces.
Hey bro, did you hear Chad and Dom went legoing without us last night?
Fuck bro, I heard they got to 3 pieces.
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What Chav's shout when the Rozzer's have a hold of them.
"Lego of me, or my mates will getcha"
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Ultimate master of random spam on CEF. Your daily source of lulz. Epic person.
"Hey dude did you see Lego? He's awesome! Too bad he sucks at siggys!"
Keritio says,"Lego My Ego!"
"Hey dude you're a lego!"
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