The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

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LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.

Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"

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fat Leonard

The poof on top of a beenie, fluff ball, or hairy thang

Hey girl, im diggin that fat Leonard!

Check out that fat leonard, mutha fuckas bouncin like shiiit

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dirty leonard

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.

Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."

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leonard dipracio

leonardo dicaprio but spelled hotter

leonard dipracio is the HOTTEST man to exist lolololol

hottest leo movies
-titanic
-the basketball diaries
-romeo and juliet
-dons plum

-celebrity

-the quick and the dead
-LITERALLY EVERYSINGLE LEO MOVIE

•also he's so cute in growing pains. watch. that.

•and he's the cutest in what's eating gilbert grape. so. also. watch. that.

ANYWAY YEAH LEO IS THE LOML AKHSJABSJABSJ

leonard dipracio

leonardo dicaprio but spelled better

leonard dipracio is literally the hottest man to exist

leonard money

When you have money to afford solar panels and go on cruises every month.

Yo Laz I made 40 hours of overtime this Check.
Laz: Damnnnn Manny you’re making that leonard money.