When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
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The poof on top of a beenie, fluff ball, or hairy thang
Hey girl, im diggin that fat Leonard!
Check out that fat leonard, mutha fuckas bouncin like shiiit
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A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.
Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."
Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"
LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"
Guy #1 "........let's go home"
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When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.
Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."
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The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2
The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard
Edon: AHHHHHHHHH
Professional rat wrestler; sound effects master
Me: ugh I hate that teacher
You: yo Leonard Moretti is my main hoe!!!
The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.
That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!