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1.)A sessile demon shaped like a leprechaun with no legs that is expelled from the anus. It is easily smashed by rocks or feet. Or anything.
"Quick, smash that polypular leprechaun before it produces medusae!"
It's a White Russian with Kahlua and milk. However, instead vodka, you add Irish whisky.
I ordered a White Leprechaun at the bar last night.
Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.
Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.
leprechaun Pansexual Sex Kinky
St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day
A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.
"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."
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A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.
Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!
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When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.
My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.
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have sex with a midget on freshly cut grass then cum on them, kick them in the shins, push them over. Then they roll around in pain and get covered in grass.
The angry leprechaun chased me all the way home
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