ling

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio

No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?

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Kim ling ling

A amazing guy that tells only truth he is the best person in the world and he created internet, roblox, Minecraft, and fortnite. He destroys memes and is pewdiepies dad uncle and son

Dude you don’t know who he is he’s a Kim ling ling

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linge

When you laugh and cringe

He linged at the four year old getting a condom for hid birthday.

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linging

To suck a lollipop

I tried to Linging yesterday.

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Ling Ling

Another word for a dumbass. A.K.A- Ling Ling Shinoshi.

Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!

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Ling Ling

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

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Ling Ling

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"

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