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Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

by notlying2ya March 1, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lindsey Lohan

a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.

like bruce willis and that guy from "that 70's show"

by xxjustafacexx March 13, 2005

339๐Ÿ‘ 269๐Ÿ‘Ž


lindsay lohan

ugly stupid bitch that can't sing or do anything else except have breast enlargements

that girl is such a lindsay lohan....urgh...

by lindsay hater April 15, 2005

209๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lindsay Lohan

(n) Alcoholic beverage.

A red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

- 1 part peach schnapps
- 1 part Jagermeister
- 1/2 part cranberry juice
- 1/2 part Cola

Patron: Let me get a Lindsay Lohan.
Bartender: Yeah right...
Patron: Its a red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

by dcbarlove January 12, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


lindsay lohan

A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

109๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

1)

- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

by BadassDude May 28, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

by Rehab is 4 quitters March 5, 2005

184๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž