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Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
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First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.
After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.
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An all-male threesome.
Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.
man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.
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Ugh I would love to go with you but you know, lucifers waterfall
When you have a threesome with your cellmate and and some random from cell-block D after you are locked up in prison for lying to the FBI and the Senate judiciary committee about what boofing is, what the 7Fs are, and whether you've ever joined a Devil's Triangle with Mike Judge.
Yo, Brett definitely joined a Lucifer's Triangle last night with his bunkie and Ray Ray from D Block. I heard them slappin'
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Renouncing Lucifer is the process of someone giving up an acceptance of Satanism and Lucifer.
The man is in the process of renouncing Lucifer in order to no longer be a Satanist.