lurch

verb used to modify the highest state hunger

Damn, if I don't get a burrito in 15 minutes, I might just lurch someone.

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lurch

when drinking cum from a small baby elephant

"man i lurched it up big style"

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lurch

Tall, slow, loves golf. Ughhhhhh.......... thats all I have............ to say .......................for now.

Ughh... umm.... ummm .... ummm.. ummm... ummmm... ummm ... ummmm ... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummm... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummmmgolf???

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Dirty man's lurch

Refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the balls immediately following an unsolicited sexual innuendo.

Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"

Sluein’ the Lurch

When you swerve to avoid hitting a walker in the bike path

I was just sluein’ the lurch then I jack knifed over my handlebars

“To slue the lurch”

There’s a lurch in the bike lane so I gotta slue around it

20 points if you run the lurch down. No slue. Don’t slue it.

Just slue it.

leave in the lurch

to leave (someone) without help or protection when it is needed

This can leave in the lurch patients who have conditions that don’t get that much attention.

Lurch

someone who is scary, wont try new things.

stop being a fucking lurch and come on!