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Mother(s) I'd Love (to) Fuck
Pretty Woman attached to a youngster
The MILF at the primary school sports day was the best I've seen.
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1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.
2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"
3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)
It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.
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In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.
My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !
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Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.
"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."
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Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.
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Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
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