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A phrase used when experiencing a great amount of laughter or an uncontrollable amount of laughter in a given situation.
Betty: Susan fell down the stairs and her pants ripped!
Gretta: Don't make me piss
Betty: The teacher driving the school van hit a mailbox
Gretta: Don't make me piss that's unreal
not really caring, it not making a difference in your life, and not really have an affect on you
“hey brian i told you not to take my car you know my mom is on her way home” “yeah but it don’t make me no difference”
to get someone's hopes up, only to be let down
"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"
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Something that the scum of pop culture and it's followers say to make them feel better about themselves.
$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: yo bitches i get money n hos cuz i got swag but yall wack cuz u got no swag
Someone with a functioning brain: Shut up, you suck!
$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: got yo grandma on my dikk, haters make me famous
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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Don't try to change me. Except me for who I am.
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an intense love for someone normally homosexual