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A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.
See also; twatwaffle
Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser
Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet