malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet