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The Bloody Malone is to have sex with a woman in such a position that her legs are over your head and there is a pillow underneath her ass, Much like the conventional missionary although you must penetrate so hard and fast that she bleeds vaginally.
Guy 1: Man, I had some awesome sex last night
Guy 2: Yeah? tell me about it
Guy 1: Awh I gave it to her so hard I gave her a Bloody Malone
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makes amazing music is a sexy man
person: you know post malone other person: yes hes sexy af
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A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.
Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.
Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)
1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.
A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.
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the best fuckin’ artist out there rn. he heals people with his music. wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, and that’s no lie ❤️❤️
“wait, is that Post Malone?”
“yeah, that’s the mf that saved my life with his music.”
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A gangster musical and movie.
Talula in Bugsy malone is soo much cooler then blousey.
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