Malt Liquor Muslim

An individual, usually a young black male, who converts to Islam while in prison and then returns to his pre-Muslim ways when on the outside.

James can be seen in his dad's front yard sippin' on a foty (fourty ounce malt liquor bottle), eatin' fried pork skins, smokin' Newports, and beatin' on his old lady--a classic Malt Liquor Muslim.

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give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

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Malt Liquor Thursday

A time honored tradition in which a group of friends gather to consume vast amounts of malt liquor and converse about goings on in their lives.

Friend 1- "Dude, I cannot wait for Thursday."
Friend 2- "Why? It's just a normal day of the week."
Friend 1- "Are you crazy? It's malt liquor Thursday!"

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The Chocolate Malt

After having anal sex and you cum in her ass she shits in to a bowl and eats it with a spoon

I was fucking Desiree in the ass and busted in her ass, she then shit in a bowl and then ate it with a spoon making it The Chocolate Malt

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malted butt balls

the little dried up pieces of crap stuck in your butt hairs

I should of wiped my ass better cause now i got malted butt balls.

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salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.

Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.

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Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.