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matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012


Mat Barzal

the slickest hockey player ever known to man, can skate circles around even the best in the league it’s just flat out nasty, oh and to top it off his face is so amazing it’s known to cause people to stare and never look away again, all around Prince Charming.

“Who’s the hottest player in hockey?”
Oh my gosh, easy! Mat Barzal!”

by kittenkoala9 July 11, 2018

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Mat-Pete'd

The act of becoming Intoxicated or drunk. Similar to getting wastey-faced. Attainable through social settings or alone in a dark damp room.

Dude, we went out last weekend and got so Mat-Pete'd! or I was home at my mom's house and just thought I'd get Mat-Pete'd.

by Dealbreaker March 26, 2009


Mat Devine

Lead singer for Atlanta Record's band, Kill Hannah. He has a unique sense of style and an even more unique voice.

I met Mat Devine at Kill Hannah's show last night!

by sniperhearrt August 4, 2006

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Dirty Mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat

by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

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Mat Rat

A Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Player, Grappler, Wrestler, or Mixed Martial Artist who spends most of his free time on the mat in training.

Tom is such a mat rat. He practically lives at the academy!

by Kayajohnjitsu February 24, 2020


Mat Zo

Stage name for British music producer/composer and EDM DJ Matan Zohar. Starting off as just a progressive trance and drum & bass producer, he gained international success at an incredibly young age. His early productions earned him a title as a prodigy and one of the most promising producers within the trance genre. From 2009 to 2012 Mat Zo went on to create what I believe to be the most beautiful and emotionally uplifting music the world has ever heard. Track after track he never sold out or strayed from making music directly from the heart. Whether it is his earth-shattering basslines, hypnotic rhythms and synthwork, or heart stopping melodies, you know it's Mat Zo when you hear it and it is truly unparalleled. Aside from his larger than life but extremely organic sounding trance productions, Mat Zo has dabbled in basically every EDM genre often fusing them together within a track. His sound has evolved into something that cannot be labeled or categorized.

One would think that with such skill and in a field that is quickly gaining more popularity that Mat Zo would be full of pride, but no. He conducts himself in such a modest gentle manor that it adds to the beauty of his art, unlike a lot of his peers. To me, music (art), love, and the essence of human soul are so closely related, and I have never felt more infinite than while listening to this man's music. I know I am not alone here.

If Armin van Buuren is the face of trance then Mat Zo is the face of music itself.

Arnold: "Few people can convey emotion the way Mat Zo can through music."

Jessica: "So true. He is one of the most underrated artists. He has no equal. Even with EDM becoming so commercialized he maintains such creativity while still evolving to the modern sound."

Morgan: "His music has helped me deal with the suffering in life more than he will ever know. Thanks Mat Zo!"

by UnderYourMind November 17, 2013

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