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the cute guy with the hazel eyes that never end and who is the sweetest ever.
Matt took me out to go and watch the stars on a clear nite.
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A really awesome guy!!! He's so hot you could bake cookies on him! He is a really funny guy. He always has a great smile and personality!!
Hey here comes Matt, OH SWEET, he is sssoooo cool
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Nice guy, shy, focused. Makes you feel special, adored, amazing, says all the right things. Goal=Bed. Kisses you softly all over, slowly undresses you, watches your reaction, a snake ensnaring a mouse. He has you in chaos of agitated excitement & you want to jump his cock, he takes you to Heaven with his mastery of sexual skill. Wants a woman that completely devotes herself to him, open & vulnerable. Passive female that doesn't question & accepts that this is all it will ever be. God-like lover makes you cum so hard over & over that you're exhausted by the time he's finished with you; compensating. Matt's don't talk. Many women in his bed, on stand-by & one that just left before you arrived. Guiltless, emotionless. Loves the body not the woman. Not handsome, lazy, messy, gluttonous, hates doing work. Smart but thinks he's more brilliant than he actually is. Leaves you wanting more so you will never get enough of him. Narcissistic and will not ask about your life/interests. Doesn't have many friends & just like his conquests, they come & go. Has many layers that need to be peeled back in order to really get to know him, that is if he wants you to. Guards his true self like a precious diamond. People refer to him as socially awkward, personality disorder, too constrained. Says negative things on social media sites unless directed at his next target female. Fantastic lover, available for sex, and keep ex's around for pleasure. Don't try to date a Matt Just Fuck one!
Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I had a Matt
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I could've had a Matt. It's been so long.
Girl 2: Yea, it's fun for now
Girl 1: Aren't you going back for more?
Girl 2: Nah, Matt's are only good for a fuck. You can't marry a Matt.
Girl 1: Can I have your Matt?
Girl 2: Go for it!
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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
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Matt is this amazing sexy but on the bad boy side but is super funny someone whom you can spend days with laughing so much until you hurt and cry from reading and making up random things on urban and might not have a sexy great guy in your life again
funnysexycaringsexualmissing funmatt
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A good looking male who has a really sexy exterior with nice eyes but a soft, loving interior who will still away anyones heart. They are usually interested in sweet girls named julia.
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A sweet, loving, extremely caring boy. He'll make you fall in love with him in no time. He can get mad easily, but at the end of the day he's always there for you. He has amazing brown hair that wings out at the end, captivating blue eyes that you'll get lost in, and perfect, kissable lips. He's a huge fan of video games, he could play them all day and night, he also loves cats. He's tall and completely adorable. He'll say stuff that will just make you fall in love all over again time after time. He know's how to make a girl feel special. He'll never tell you a lie, he'll be the most truthful person ever and keep all his promises. He might say stuff that hurts you sometimes, a lot, but in the end, its hurts him just as much as it hurts you, and he'll apologize and tell you how he actually feels. He's amazing.
" Matt is the sweetest boy ever! "
" I know! look at his amazing hair <3 "
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