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When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.
When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
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When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!
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When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).
M.A. Numminen is the best artist in the world.
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The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
Any jewish proctologist.
I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.