Practically the most horny and confusing gender despite what you may think! Not only have half of them had gay experiences but do not say they are gay, some like boobs others like butts and they say girls make no sense when all we want is someone to love us and not just wanna fuck us! They also have arms attached to two balls on where their vagina is suppose to be!? Wtf!! They leave you on read and deliver and they get so mad and protective, if I were you Iโd only stick to dogs.
Men are so complicated
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Attack them if they say something you don't like.
He said all I care about is getting big fat cocks inside me. It's true but I don't like that he said it. He doesn't have a big fat cock so he should be subordinate to other men. I'm not a whore. I just fuck retards for money.
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The god of all gods for a group of people who have given up on real religion
Men-Men will always be OUR god
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1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they FAIL. (Which is pretty much all the time.)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.
only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
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has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi.
So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.
"Are you gay jon?"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!"
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(on msn)
guy 1: u wanna go for pizza later?
guy 2: men
guy 1: huh?
guy 2: i meant meh
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The other half of the human population. Despite what extremists think, we do not deserve to be killed, castrated, mutilated, etc. I ask you, what is the difference in me saying "all women are she-demon with tits that suck you dry of your money," and you saying "all men are dogs, pigs, deserve to be castrated." Think before you say things.
Dr. King once said "Judge a man not by his skin color, but by the content of his character." Judge people by their character, not by what skin color, sex, religion, or culture someone comes from. I find this to be becoming mainstream and acceptable in our culture, to simply demean somebody or an entire demographic based on something that is outside that person or demographics control. I didn't choose to be male, it simply turned out that way. I didn't choose to be white, it simply turned out that way. Most of the rest of the male population and I do not rape women or molest young girls. But there is always going to be bad people among any demographic. Like most black people don't steal, and most immigrants are not illegal.
So I implore you to stop making generalized statements (i.e. "all men are pigs"), blanket accusations, and gross usage of stereotypes and calling it "just" or "right." It is not right, it is not just, and it is not ok.
woman:"All men are pigs"
man:"how would you know about the behavior of an entire demographic of people numbering at approx. 3.5 billion? How do you have the gall to accuse HALF of HUMANITY, off of the infinitesimally small group of men that you have ever met? how about you use logic instead of stupidity and feelings to make an argument before regurgitating misandric and bigoted statements."
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