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Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.
"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."
2.
"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."
3.
"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'
Typically refers to changes in code that are not merged yet, but when it does it will be thoroughly reviewed and tested before merging to master.
when will the new player changes be merged?
"merged soon"
When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway
Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.
To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.