A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin
Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose
Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
homie: what you doin mane
Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh