the mermaid

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

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Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

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Mermaid

The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.

Yo if her bottom half is fishy, we call that a mermaid.

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Mermaid

A girl who smells a bit fishy in her nether regions.

Boy: I tried to go down on a mermaid a few nights ago but I couldn't handle the smell! Hasn't she heard of hygiene?

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bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

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Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..

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Mermaid Puss

If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.

Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!