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bike messenger

Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.

bike hipster bike messenger

by Thedr.Pepper December 10, 2009

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messenger hit

(v) An action that allows any individual currently engaged in a blunt session to hit the blunt if asked to pass, generally performed when sitting in a line or a row, as opposed to a circle. This process may only be invoked in sessions involving 2 or more individuals.

4 individuals engaged in a session in a non moving vehicle:

Ryan | Mike
Dorea | Vinny

Vinny is hitting the scanny, finishes, and goes to pass to Ryan, located in the driver's seat. Ensuring safety of the scanny, Vinny decides to give it to Dorea to pass to Ryan, at this opportunity, Dorea may invoke the messenger hit.

by plasmaphysics April 9, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

by 1337W422102 September 25, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 171๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alana messenger

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx

Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl

by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019

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AOL Instant Messenger

A horrid program that people are forced to use in order to communicate on the internet due to the fact all others are worse. Filled with many bugs and errors people have to deal with in order to talk to multiple friends without the use of a telephone. No one likes it, but it's at least better than the alternatives. Also see aim.

TheTrueOvermind: Hi
Wonder Kirby: Hey
TheTrueOvermind has signed off.
TheTrueOvermind had logged on.
Wonder Kirby: ???
TheTrueOvermind: Sorry AIM crashed again.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, sucks doesn't it?
TheTrueOvermind: I wish there was something better, too bad this is the best.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, even Gaim sucks.
TheTrueOvermind signed off.
Wonder Kirby signed off.
AOL Instant Messenger signed off.

by BackToNormal December 20, 2004

54๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows Live Messenger

Windows Live Messenger is pretty much exactly the same as MSN 7.5 . The main differences in it is that there is more advertisments; a different colour sceme; The ability to VOIP and thats about it. Nothing much seems to be gained by putting this out. It also looks to be a way to get money from the stupid little kids who accidently VOIP their freinds homephone instead of VOIPing the computer. By putting MSN Live onto the computer you end up making others not able to use MSN because their accounts are not allowed to use the beta. This of course can be solved by sending them one of the five invites you get to send to them. Is it worth it? No, unless your lucky enough to get an invite(easy). It's alot like Gmail.

"Hey Jack, I just got Windows Live Messenger!"
"No way!"
"Yeah way, wana copy of the download file."
"Hell yeah!"
~2 minutes later~
"WTF it's not working."
"Oh yeah, I didn't send you an invite and I don't have any more."

by The real Jordon Fedak, not the one who used my name before. February 3, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows Live Messenger

When you have nothing else to do, and suicide is not an option, you can use it to talk to people that you would otherwise ignore. A useful tool for internet perverts and loners.

Dave: I go on Windows Live Messenger every night.

Everyone else: Dave is such a loser!

by harv1989 October 28, 2006

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