An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.
The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....
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when your cock gets grounded up into mince
"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."
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somebody, usually a friend, who fucks shit up under the influence of alcohol or something.
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The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
A very camp homosexual Goth or Emo
Check out the Mince of Darkness over there!
"I always knew he was pillow biter but I didn't realise he was the Prince of Mince"
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A white person that is a black person at heart
Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!
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